No, weird is about the right word. The only thing I'd be adding is cuss words. The second one, though? So you went to another place like this since you've been home, or did you go home first?

[It's better to think about clues and hints as to how to go home than it is to focus on the fact that he's not home, looking after all the things that need to be looked after, leaving his pack without a leader.]

Your position?

[The word 'monster' was at least said with some disdain, because he doesn't believe in the term himself.]

Oh. Well then, I guess if that's the case I can be open about being a werewolf.

[A pause, then a soft laugh.]

That's the joke. Some people call me the Werewolf Guru.