My friends I bring exciting news! I have mastered the creation of the loafed meat! And I have acquired tools known as 'cooker of rice' and 'fryer by air' and even a 'maker of bread'!

I told others I would speak to them if I acquired such things, and learned such cooking. Please, come over! I have made an abundance in my room. There are loaves of meat and of bread. There are prepared rices. I even tried this 'fryer of air' on pieces of chicken to make 'nuggets' and they are a wonder!

Have of this bounty my friends!